September 2011
170 posts
Ugh. I miss you :(
Ed Sheeran. Really not that special.
So many first world issues today.
- Impossible times/places for meetings on the same day next week
- SSO struggles
- 20 minutes to get from bed to out the door for a 9am seminar
- Still ill - oozing snot and mucus and grossness
- Seminar presentation planning panic
- Messy house syndrome
- Tech loop fail
- Spots on my face
- Spending too much money syndrome
- Not knowing anything about history… especially basic history like Malcolm X and Martin Luther King
- Requiring chicken soup but it’s too hot so I’ll burn up with it
- Only having four HUGE chicken breasts in the frozen bag… why not five or six smaller ones?
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Very much feeling I'm approaching another milestone in life and I haven't acheived anything notable.
“dr who
would of” —I’m going to strangle a puppy
would of” —I’m going to strangle a puppy
“It is 1932 and chivalry is dead.”
—The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie
Apparently it's okay to invite other people to not-your-own-house... No, it's not.
“When i first come to America, my english did cause me problems. In Soviet Russia i was strong teacher, my english i know is the best in all of Petropavlovsk. My brother, Mikhail, he say to me, “Nikolai you go to America, they make you rich like czar, take many woman as lover, kill many bear”. My brother, he is very wise, is greatest toymaker in all of Russia. So next day i wake up, sell my house, say goodbye to wife and children, and go to America to become millionaire. Then in America, I go to job interview and they say to me “Nikolai, you are not for the job here, you are not the skills we need, your english is poor like child”. I take that man and smash his table, i say “someday i will be greatest man in all of country, your children will wish me their father!”. That day my anger is best of me. It is then i know i must learn better english, so i buy book “English Grammer it is for Dummies” by Mr.Woods. Now i am perfect english grammer! I write letter to Mikhail, he write back “Nikolai, your english is like a god, you will be millionaire soon! all of Petropavlovsk is proud for you! good luck brother! please send letter when you are president or maybe even czar! Hahaha! also, your wife is killed by bear”. So i say thanks to Mr.Woods for his book! When i am czar your family will be spared! Hahahaha! (is joke).”
—A review for English Grammar For Dummies on Amazon.com
The state of this house is making me want to call in cleaners. I hate this.
Meanwhile, over on Twitter...
Owen: No I will not follow Adobe Acrobat. Who does that?
Vici: Pdfiles.
I thank you.
